BEYOND THE

VENDING MACHINE

Nutrition Secrets for Fat Loss and Performance

Master your fuelling, without sacrificing your fat loss goals..

SEMINAR INFO

TUESDAY 25th FEB, 6:15pm

Venue
Studio, Puregym Crouch End

Online Webinar Available

Beyond the Vending Machine’ is a free, 45 minute nutrition seminar.

It aims to give you the tools and knowledge to perform at your best, no matter what type of session you do. Be it a class, weights session, or 5k Parkrun - learn how to balance fuelling properly with your fat loss goals. And do it in a healthy, whole foods way.

What you get:

  • A detailed fuelling cheat sheet for gym sessions, runs and more to keep you performing at your best.

  • A handy guide to navigating processed options.

  • A sneak peak into the Noble Perform Nutrition Vault, with access to some of the exclusive client PDFs.

  • Bonus creatine info pack - who, what, why, when and how much.

A DIFFERENT ONLINE COACHING SERVICE.

You’ve probably tried fitness apps, generic gym memberships, or even group classes. But those programmes never seem to stick, do they? They lack the personalisation, the accountability, and the real-world results that work for your unique lifestyle.

Noble Perform is built for people like you — driven career professionals and entrepreneurs who want to achieve more without sacrificing their career or personal life.

We focus on delivering sustainable results, using proven coaching pillars and flexible systems, applied in a way that works for your schedule. You get the freedom to train when you can, the structure to ensure you’re always progressing, and the support to keep you accountable.

NOBLE PERFORM IS ONLINE FITNESS COACHING, DESIGNED TO HELP YOU OPERATE AT YOUR PEAK.

You’re driven and ambitious, pushing limits and achieving success at every turn. But when it comes to your fitness, the struggle is real. You know you need to stay sharp, both mentally and physically, to maintain your edge. But with a packed schedule, constant travel, and the demands of your job or business, fitness often gets pushed to the bottom of your to-do list.

Sound familiar?

The reality is, your body isn’t just a vessel — it’s an extension of your ability to succeed. Whether you’re pushing for a promotion, hitting a new business milestone, or simply keeping up with your family and social life, your fitness and energy levels are the foundation of your success.

That’s where Noble Perform comes in. We don’t just offer another fitness programme. We provide a custom-built, comprehensive system designed to fit your exact needs whilst working to a performance goal to energise your training. So you can look, feel, and perform better — without the guesswork, confusion, or wasted time.

  • Forget one-size-fits-all fitness plans. Our Perform Training offers a bespoke programme designed for your unique goals — whether it’s building muscle, improving aerobic fitness, or crushing your performance targets in sport like CrossFit or Hyrox.

    With flexible workout alternatives and the ability to log your progress through our app, you’ll get expert oversight and regular adjustments to ensure you’re always on track.

    The Result?

    A stronger, leaner, more confident you. Feel your best and perform better in all areas of life — both at work and in your personal pursuits.

  • No more confusion over meal plans. With our Nutrition Vault, you’ll have everything you need:

    • Food diary, tailored meal advice, and family-friendly recipes.

    • Shopping lists and meals on the go that work for your busy life.

    Finally, a clear and easy-to-follow nutrition plan that will help you lose fat, build muscle, and fuel your body for success.

    The Result?

    • Drop Body Fat & Build Muscle without the stress of complicated diets.

    • Sustainable Nutrition that fits seamlessly into your life and work schedule.

  • You don’t need another generic fitness plan. You need personalised accountability. With House of Noble, you’ll get:

    • 1-on-1 coaching with tailored feedback on every workout.

    • Motivation, support, and regular weekly check-in to keep you on track and progressing.

    The Result?

    • Consistent Progress with no more guesswork or wasted time.

    • Pushes When You Need Them — get the accountability to keep moving forward.

WHAT

RESULTS

CAN I EXPECT? 

CLIENT REVIEWS

  • "Be warned: working with Oscar is borderline addictive!"

    Katherine L

  • "Working with Oscar has been an absolute game-changer for me."

    Axel

  • "Nothing short of life-changing"

    Tim

  • "I’m thrilled with the results so far"

    Katherine J

  • "A true gift in this industry"

    Marta

  • "His enthusiasm for your wins is infectious"

    Rosie